Twas the Night Before Elections 2008

By Paul Eilers on 1:56 PM

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Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note
If you don't want socialism
Then get out and vote!



2 comments for this post

HA - that was great. There are a LOT of people who THINK they want Obama, but they are not doing their homework. If he gets elected, they are in for an eye opener!

Posted on October 30, 2008 at 4:08 PM  

Now you're really making me wish I had voted for Crotchety.

Posted on October 31, 2008 at 1:46 AM  

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